yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled
I can hardly move my legs…
the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
"Billy where is your homework?"
"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”